Tuve que correr directamente hacia el agua con paz para olvidar lo mucho que le temía

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“What are some fun things to do when drunk”?

Oh, I’ve got this! Someone asked me this soooo i started a list of things that I can answer with complete turstfulness with my given experience at this time. The following list has been thoroughly tested and approved by a discerning group of party professionals.

First, a disclaimer from the older me:

**This post is not promoting drinking or drug use or any other activity. Have fun, be safe, never drink and drive, always respect others boundaries, and please, please, don’t be an asshole, just an idiot **

Now, from my wilder days in the not-so-distant past from this month xD:

30 Ways To Enjoy Your liquor shid: A List for the drunk people 

1. have an air guitar contest with friends when attending a live show
2. perform a stirring karaoke duet of an Elvis song once the whiskey hits
3. go single and belt out “enanitos verdes”
4. stumble to the nearest food truck and spend whatever tha hell you got on your pocket on something greasy and amazing
5. put $5-$10 in the jukebox and only play “Eye’s without a Face” by Billy Idol over, and over, and over OR
6. put $5 - $10 in the jukebox and play every eminem and queen song available
7. make out with a hot stranger in a packed and public place
8. have deep existential debates with a bitter old bar fly
9. give your bartender a fat tip, especially on your first drink, ask them their name, then talk about and to them like you’ve been friends for 100 years
10. do bumps in the bar bathroom*, smoke a cigarrette in a bar bathroom
11. mud/jello/back yard wrestle
12. dance in the mosh pit and in ever fucking ska concert you freaking go bruh
13. stage dive at least once, it hurts but its worth the xp and the story
14. pee in some bushes
15. lay under the stars in your front yard and bond with a friend
16. play rummy or dice
17. watch High School Musical and sing along to every song
18. start a playlist that you and your drinking buddies add to every time you get wasted..keep it going for years and years
19. travel at uber and call the driver like a butler; only refer to them as ‘Jaime”; do remember to be polite, and tip well, like the the cultured maniac that you are doing some jokes around and being idiotic
20. go to a seedy strip club, and make it rain
21. take a bus to Sonora, watch la rumorosa and go back to Tijuana
22. have a living room sing-along to the entire ”Is this it” the strokes album
23. throw a giant musical event/party and get high and drunk ass fuck*
24. Gift a tattoo to someone
25. wear matching mario brothers outfits with a friend, then go for an adventure to the gas station for more cheap beer
26. Make an unique book and gift it to someone special
27. openly weep while rehashing every detail of your friendship with your BFF, in a sparsely populated bar, during lunch time
28. Request Im dancing with myself at a bar, then get on the floor and dance like your life depends on it
29. take a long nap at a wild party; when you wake up, gloat openly about your self-control when it comes to drinking; resume your drinking, and slur out life advice to anyone too drunk to walk away, they’ll get it for some reason xD
30. Try every liquour beverage from at least a week only to discover the differences 
31. Go to a drag show and live your best life
32. Make a song
33. Smoke weed with a stranger at a park
34. Play chess with an official pro
35. Go to a costume contest
36. Annoy your best friend with hiccups
37. Go running through the block and end up in your favourite bar talking with the owner
38. Discover every single song youtube or soundcloud recommends
    
39. Have a nice day, a nice trip, a nice life
40. Give a hug to someone, it feels nice, it is nice, ask for consent for it to happen c:

*And* next theres a list that leads to activities that participation could lead to citations or arrests, but are  fun as hell at the right time. Use caution, life is for having fun, experiences and get going with the flow, just keep it cool, everything will be just fine at the end, usually it is

Don’t mess with mother russia, neither with vodka

Consumidor de venenos ineficaces

ten cuidado con los disfraces

contigo mismo haz de hacer las paces

Ya no vivo persiguiendo una estrella fugaz

“Puro y elegante como el tango” - Sharif

Brindo trabajando con un whiskey y armonía